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Missing Person:  Former BFF, five-foot-five, brown hair, brown eyes, substantial addiction to low-rise skinny jeans.  If found, please let her know that she’s totally gay for blowing off the only person in the world who will listen to her woes should her latest man accessory bail for the girl next door.

Well it finally happened.  After all those late night jaunts to the Good Bar, Bar Marmont, Bar Chloe, and Vinoteca, the new Wine bar downtown, your BFF has landed a man.  Are you jealous?  A little yes but that’s not the reason that you’re so upset.  You’re upset because it seems that your friendship had an expiration date this whole time.  No nutritional facts, no warnings, no sell by date other than the unspoken understanding that when your wing man finds a new love interest it’s time to throw out the Friday night routine and role solo.  Why does this happen you ask?  Well, because the reality of momentary, mind-blowing orgasms is much more interesting than the mere prospect of momentary, mind-blowing orgasms.

Now all of your plans, including GIRL’S night out, will inevitably include HIM and you’ll never get to speak candidly until she feels like venting about his latest ambiguous text message.  Of course there will be excuses upon excuses when your amigo doesn’t feel like hurting your feelings and flakes on your awesome concert tickets in order to stay in and eat saturated fat take-out while watching Lord of the Ring’s re-runs with her new beau.

Unfortunately this is one of the annoying rites of passage for any friendship.  Stay diligent and always incorporate your friend into your plans whether she rsvp’s yes or no.  After all, friends don’t let friends lose themselves in relationships.  However, when you find that your friend is caught up in couple bliss don’t forget that you too will one day be the girl dipping out of happy hour to hang out with Mr. Right now.


  • ​Drake Surprises The World With New Music! Hear It HERE! October 25, 2014
    Happy Birthday indeed! The day after Drake celebrated his 28th birthday, the rapper slash singer dropped three new tracks! [ Photos: Celebrate Drake's 28th Birthday With These Emotional — And Bonerific — GIFs! ] Well, technically one was leaked last week, but that's okay! Drizzy teased fans by tweeting: You should probably keep an eye on that http: […]
  • Kylie Jenner Posts Some Scandalous Pics Then Deletes Them! October 25, 2014
    While Kim Kardashian and her family were off celebrating the reality TV star's birthday, their underage sister, Kylie Jenner was up to no good! The 17-year-old posted some revealing Instagram photos of herself, then quickly deleted them, probably before her dad Bruce Jenner saw them! [ Photos: Kendall Jenner Versus Kylie Jenner: Who Takes More Scandalou […]
  • George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Head To Their UK Wedding Reception! October 25, 2014
    These two sure know how to get married! After their lavish Italian wedding, Amal and George Clooney are ready for round number two! The parents of the bride, Baria and Ramzi Alamuddin, are hosting a reception for nearly 200 people at the gorgeous Danesfield House Hotel in Marlow, England. And the newlyweds look ready to party! [ Photos: Celebrities […]
  • Ed Sheeran Apologizes For Saying Miley Cyrus Had Stripper Moves! October 25, 2014
    Well this clears things up a bit! Back when Miley Cyrus gave her provocative VMAs performance, singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran said she was doing "stripper" moves. Well, Mileybird didn't take too kindly to that, and they've had a small beef since then. [ Photos: Miley Cyrus' Celebrity Smilers And Haterz! ] But Sheeran recently sought to […]
  • Duck Dynasty's Jep Robertson Has Been Hospitalized After Suffering A Seizure! October 25, 2014
    Scary! The youngest of the Duck Dynasty brothers, Jep Robertson, was hospitalized this week after suffering a seizure while deer hunting! According to reports, Jep was in the stand with people, looking for a deer to shoot, when the seizure struck. His brother Willie rushed to him and Jep was taken to a hospital. He's still in the […]
  • This California House's Halloween LED Light Show Is Scary AH-Mazing! October 25, 2014
    WOW. Forget Christmas lights! A house in Riverside, California has become well-known for its extravagant Halloween LED light show over this year's display is the best one yet! [ Photos: Flashback Friday - Your Fave Celebs As Kiddies In Halloween Costumes! ] What residents Kevin and Amber Judd create is so fabulous that it's spooky! Get in the Hallo […]
  • Real Life Exes Lauren Graham & Matthew Perry Will Play Fictional Exes On The Odd Couple! It Looks Like These Exes Are Still Friends! October 25, 2014
    We're glad Matthew Perry and Lauren Graham are still friends (haha, see what we did there?!) Lauren Lorelai Gilmore, who dated Matthew Chandler for five years, is set to guest star on The Odd Couple as the ex-wife of Perry's Oscar. How ironic! [ Related: Matthew Perry Is A Mess! In His New TV Show That Is! ] According […]
  • Marysville-Pilchuck Gunman Was Related To His Victims October 25, 2014
    We've been following the tragic shooting at Marysville-Pilchuck High School in Washington, and as time goes on, more details are coming out. The shooter, Jaylen Fryberg, was reportedly related to the victims he targeted, before taking his own life. According to a source (below), they were cousins. There's no word about how the hospitalized victims […]
  • 30 Of Katy Perry's SeXXXiest GIFs For Her 30th Birthday! October 25, 2014
    Katy Perry is 30 and still as flirty as ever! Besides all the stellar moments she's had in her career, this birthday marks a HUGE milestone for our Katy Kat. We wish we could do the electric slide with our gurl on the dance floor to celebrate her life, but we can't. So we thought, "what would be […]
  • Photo Shoots, Airplanes, & Another Top Secret Project - Perez's Pics From This Jet-Setting Week! October 25, 2014
    It's official! We've wrapped our top secret project! But we're not gonna slow down because we're already set with ANOTHER one. We can't talk too much about it, but just know we're really excited. But we're even more excited for Halloween!!! There's just one week until we get to be in our costumes, and don't worry, […]